high-blogging:

fucking ellen

(via paulinefleming)


Most fighting videogames: Lots of dudes on steroids and really busty chicks with the occasional mismatched character
Super Smash Bros: Wanna fight as a plumber? Here you go. Swordsman elf? Done. Electric mouse? No problem. Penguin with a hammer in a Santa suit? Okie dokie. Magic princess? Sure. Space furries??? YOU GOT IT BRO

beyond-theyellowbrick-road:

In which Audra McDonald and Kelli O’Hara are on the same wavelength

(via win-the-revolution-with-style)


instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via demonxnainai)


Emperor’s New College

tokyodoll13:

English Majors:

Architecture Majors:

Music Majors:

Engineering Majors:

Mathematics Majors:

Theater Majors:

Latin American Studies Majors:

Linguistics Majors:

History Majors:

Religious Studies Majors:

Law Students:

Chemistry Majors:

Women & Gender Studies Majors:

Anthropology Majors:

Sociology Majors:

Philosophy Majors:

Geology Majors:

Economics Majors:

Classics Majors:

Government Majors:


leinabby808:

misha-mylord:

cheerycashier:

queer-multifandom-antichrist:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

OPTIMUS PRIME

What about two dads making dad jokes simultaneously to their kid? 

dad joke hell

what about momtimus prime

leinabby808:

misha-mylord:

cheerycashier:

queer-multifandom-antichrist:

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

OPTIMUS PRIME

What about two dads making dad jokes simultaneously to their kid? 

dad joke hell

what about momtimus prime

(via candidlygay)


cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

(via cocainehearts)


Mom: What are you watching?
Me: Wicked.
Mom: I thought they hadn't made a movie of that yet?
Me: No, it's Broadway.
Mom: Well then how are you watching it?
Me: *Moriarty smile*

secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

(via hotboysofficial)


kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

image

(via just-a-gay-disappointment)