Poncho (literally my name, not like those coats) | Mexican | Theatre, TV & Film Lover! | A blog that goes from comedy to my ships to my fandoms! AND BROADWAY!
|Most fighting videogames:||Lots of dudes on steroids and really busty chicks with the occasional mismatched character|
|Super Smash Bros:||Wanna fight as a plumber? Here you go. Swordsman elf? Done. Electric mouse? No problem. Penguin with a hammer in a Santa suit? Okie dokie. Magic princess? Sure. Space furries??? YOU GOT IT BRO|
Latin American Studies Majors:
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|Mom:||What are you watching?|
|Mom:||I thought they hadn't made a movie of that yet?|
|Me:||No, it's Broadway.|
|Mom:||Well then how are you watching it?|
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind